The Critical Snail | Metal CoverCrashers Card


He may be small but he packs a punch (and a vast armory). He’s the gastropod Inspector Gadget if produced by Bruckheimer and Bay!

The only thing more metal than this card is his shell.

1 in stock

The Critical Snail is the first property that I’m developing into a comic. Originally created as a sort of mascot character, interest in him quickly grew into outright mania and demands for “more Snaily!”. Well, you gotta give people what they want, right? So the book is currently in pre-production as I collaborate with writers to produce an epic tale that spans multiple galaxies, involves a hamster in a mech suit and will certainly lead to at least a tabletop game if not a full-on digital platform shooter.

More info soon. For now though, enjoy the card!

These special cards are standard trading card sized but consist of a layer applied over a metal blank. It’s super shiny and amazing to behold in person! Photos and even video don’t do them justice.

Each card has a funny parody cover and a humorous story with useless stats on the back!

Pick up the ones you like or collect them all!

NOTE: Card orders are placed with my vendor on the 1st of every month. If the card is listed as “BACKORDERED” your order will be included in the monthly orders. My vendor’s turn around is usually 1-2 weeks. After which time your order will be immediately processed and delivered once I receive them. I’ll keep you updated on status along the way. Thanks!

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 3.5 × 2.5 in

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